It has finally happened!
Oh, joyous day!
How proud can a person possibly be?
Despite numerous obstacles placed in his path,
with no concern for the jeers of his housemates,
expertly elusive of water squirting bottle wielders,
and firmly defiant of those thought to reign,
the feline has achieved a remarkable feat!!
In just a few short years of determined daily shredding,
kitty has scratched right down to the wood
on the side of the couch!